The world is overdue a no-nonsense fad diet, scientists warn
Scientists have issued a warning that the planet has long been a ridiculous fad diet with no health benefits, it has emerged.
No one has been through a major fad diet since Atkins fears, scientists warn everyone to prepare themselves for the emergence of a stupid eating regime that doesn’t matter.
Nutritionist Julian Cook said: “There are believed to be cases of the keto diet and intermittent fasting, but they are primarily localized phenomena. We are on the cusp of something big.
“Worst case fad diets will tie weak scientific principles to a specific food. Something like this: Eating five Mueller Corners a day will lower your blood pressure. Before you know it, in the chiller section of Sainsbury’s Riots will break out.
“The diet will be airborne and even spread online, meaning it will become a global issue within minutes. No one is immune. It will make the popularity of the lockdown look like the work of an amateur .
“We have found our best people monitoring food supplements for news of an outbreak, but this is a case when, otherwise. Best wishes to all You’re going to need it.”