100 Funniest Tweets of 2022 (Part 1)


Poke Staff. Updated December 24th, 2022

And so this is Christmas – and what have you done? Well, we’ve looked through the funniest tweets from each week and narrowed it down to 100 favourites from the whole year.

It wasn’t easy, because the standard was so high, but we think it was worth it. We hope you think so too.

Part one – 1 to 50.

1.

Try the Keto diet and instantly notice how much lighter you feel without the will to live

— Shauna.. na (@ForgetTheMoose) January 6, 2022

2.

boys are an invasive species so please be sure not to leave your milkshakes out in the yard for extended periods of time. thank you

— Iris✨ (@Jest_Iris) October 22, 2022

3.

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4.

You may mock, but that guy in the hi-vis lime ensemble is getting rescued from any unexpected avalanches long before you. pic.twitter.com/5vezCJ00Kf

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) January 9, 2022

5.

Stages of having a clear out

Enthusiastic start
2 hrs of nostalgia about old stuff
Bewilderment over the 87 different piles
Cry as crap is EVERYWHERE
Wish you’d never started
Start binning everything
Wonder why the room doesn’t look much different despite filling 45 black sacks

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 18, 2022

6.

The enemy of my enemy’s enemy’s enemy’s enemy’s enemy might be Kevin Bacon.

— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) January 11, 2022

7.

Just typed ‘ominous.dystopian.suspenseful’ into the What3words app, and it gave me a small garden shed just outside Swindon, in which a man sits all day typing meaningful programme descriptions for Netflix.

— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) January 17, 2022

8.

i love his warm smile pic.twitter.com/Fo1b8EDrO4

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 26, 2022

9.

When the Hermes delivery driver says they have to take a picture to prove the parcel has been delivered: pic.twitter.com/a6DfIPOFNm

— Jessica Hayden (@_JessHayden) January 25, 2022

10.

Not to brag but I opened both boxes of meds the right way so if you need me I’ll be buying 300 lottery tickets. pic.twitter.com/UjxTRQMdKk

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 30, 2022

11.

Talking to the Dr that’s doing my…



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